hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via stand)

johnahoy:

i just want to take you on cute dates then fuck you in the back of my car

(via dankbeauty)

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

(via allons-y-across-the-universe)

"Go for someone who is proud to have you."

Frank Ocean (via fldovr)

(Source: l-ucia, via 69shadesofgray)

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

(Source: shewillbelubed, via encourage)

495,861 plays

tbh if a hot guy ever calls me babe he’s probly gettin his dick sucked

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

(via encourage)

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(via soccer-mommy)

"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."

Having your best friend totally convinced you got a job as a stripper: Priceless

mindgardens:

I’m with you Piper.

(via castielgetoutofmyasstiel)

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